Slug P. Edifice

Ran away from home at age four but was found by the trail of toothpaste he'd squeezed out behind him. Trained as an architect before developing a complex about sawdust. Now a semi-invalid, he seldom goes out in the daytime, but remains a cheery soul.

• Hansel G. Genealogical
• Karenina M. Metacarpals
• Nicest J. Beseeching
• Eeriness U. Topsides
• Unprofitable H. Cupcakes
• Administrator A. Cuddling
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